One Crazy Man Predictions

One Crazy Man Prediction on 17 January 2003: "A short, mad leader with 'mad' as part
of his strange name will be obsessed with hatred for Jews. He will seek to gain control of nuclear weapons for the purpose of blackmailing enemies before he tries to destroy them."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 26 February 2003: "A passing comet will temporarily disrupt communications in 2007, earthquakes will release excessive heat into the Pacific Ocean, volcanoes will upset weather systems throughout Europe, and there will be famines brought on by drought in many nations. Other than that, people will think everything is okay."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 19 March 2003: "Civil unrest in many large cities due to a lack of food and clean water will cause migrations to unpopulated wilderness areas. This attempt to avoid starvation and rising crime problems will destroy the political structures of governments. Paying taxes will no longer be necessary."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 16 April 2003: "Problems in the Middle East between Israel, Palestinians, Syria and Iran will result in a short war in Lebanon during 2006. The aftermath of a temporary cessation of hostilities will allow many nations to prepare for a greater war."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 15 May 2003: "The Antichrist will become involved in a multi-nation peace process before 2008. Political leaders of Spain in conjunction with the European Union will facilitate the demise of the 'roadmap' as a way to achieve Palestinian statehood. Liberals will be celebrating the end of Christianity in politics."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 23 June 2003: "Natural disasters in the United States will lead to enormous problems. National security will be threatened economically as citizens become engaged in a fight for survival."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 31 July 2003: "Political opponents of President George W. Bush will instigate international turmoil through provocative rhetoric. American prestige will be severely damaged -- making peace in Iraq impossible to attain."

One Crazy Man Prediction 22 August 2003: "Weather-related disasters in the Middle East and Europe will allow the Antichrist to move troops into various regions under the pretext of helping to assist the suffering. Only when he assumes too much authority will the people began to realize his true intention is dominance of resources and control of governments."

One Crazy Man Prediction 3 September 2003: "Even though it was believed he escaped to France, the cowardly Saddam Hussein will be captured somewhere in Iraq. Though supporters will make attempts to rescue this man of terror, justice will provide an undignified end before 2007 -- if the rope doesn't break."

One Crazy Man Prediction 27 October 2003: "The next president of the United States will not be John Kerry. His lack of insight regarding current Middle East problems will make a second term for George Bush more acceptable to voters."

One Crazy Man Prediction 2 November 2003: "Secretary of State Colin Powell will be replaced by National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice before the end of the Iraq war. Providing her diplomatic endeavors are seen as productive by voting Americans, she will become the one to replace Bush in 2008."

One Crazy Man Prediction 8 December 2003: "American Gulf states, mostly Louisiana and Mississippi, will experience devastating winds and floods. Thousand of residents will be forced to leave their homes when evil New Orleans neighborhoods are transformed into bacteria-dominated swamps. This natural disaster will put Sodom and Gomorrah into perspective for people who believe God approves of homosexuality."

Monthly 2004 Predictions

One Crazy Man Prediction on 21 January 2004: "Famous performer Michael Jackson will be accused of child molestation. He will be tried in court, and acquitted. His fans around the world can be counted on to forgive and forget once the facts have been made public. Most of Michael's future problems will be a result of business entanglements caused by a loss of anticipated revenue."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 1 February 2004: "Popular actor/comic Don Knotts, best known as Barney Fife on the Andy Griffith show, will be making his transition to a higher dimension before Mother's Day of 2006. Thank God for cable-TV reruns!"

One Crazy Man Prediction on 6 March 2004: "The popularity of President Bush will not be evident in most poll numbers when conditions in Iraq worsen. Liberal politicians and anti-war activists will be using the media to spread negativism. As a result, many Americans will become angry enough to vote against the status quo in the 2006 elections."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 13 April 2004: "Even though public sympathy motivates politicians to get involved, brain-damaged Terri Schiavo will be the ultimate loser after many years of family feuding. The right to 'live or die' debate will end with her death after a feeding tube is taken away."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 24 May 2004: "Seven naked men will crash a private party where female Harvard students are celebrating the end of discrimination against pregnancy!"

One Crazy Man Prediction on 11 June 2004: "The happy feet of penguins will make movie fans scream with excitement while the new James Bond is busy fighting his casino enemies. Somewhere between Antarctica and Madagascar, money will be making Mumble rich."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 4 July 2004: "Time on Planet Earth for the widow of famed civil rights leader Martin Luther King, Jr, is diminishing rapidly. The departure of Coretta Scott King in early 2006 will be mourned by millions."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 8 August 2004: "Internet users have been discovering shocking information coming from aliens who use different languages to express themselves. Skeptics believe the strange 'coded' communications are posted by earthlings with mental problems. Regardless of prevailing confusion, the source of these esoteric messages will be revealed during a future UFO sighting above Chicago."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 27 September 2004: "The year of 2006 will be the calm before storms of 2007! Weather forecasters will be wrong more than right when making predictions. Everything from fire-hot heat, unexpected floods, strong winds, and frigid cold temperatures will make people wonder if there's truth to the 'global warming' propaganda."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 2 October 2004: "The intelligence level of Internet message board users will sink to a new low. Most superior people will be spending time with their families, reading good books, doing creative projects, and volunteering at fund-raising charities in the future."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 25 November 2004: "A coming Christmas will be a sad day for fans of the man who became a musical legend. Songs like 'Night Train' and 'Papa's Got A Brand New Bag' made James Brown one of the most popular musicians of his generation!"

One Crazy Man Prediction on 4 December 2004: "A Californian will be sworn in as the first female Speaker of the House after over 200 years of American history. Being second in line for succession to the presidency, men will decide it will be another 200 years before another woman achieves such a powerful position -- because of her frequent hysterical outbursts during debates with Republicans."

Monthly 2005 Predictions

One Crazy Man Prediction on 20 January 2005: "Newspaper cartoons will anger Islamists in the future, causing violent riots to alarm those living in several European cities. Hundreds of innocent people will be injured and killed. Christian churches will also be targeted and burned by angry mobs after the graphic editorials intentionally offend their religion."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 16 February 2005: "Frustrated teenage girls across America will turn to physical confrontations to vent anger after a reduction of federal funding for birth control devices prevent them from enjoying cheap sexual interactions. A few violent encounters will gain national attention from school authorities and psychologists when angry parents began keeping their children home."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 4 March 2005: "A dark-skinned baby born in Hawaii, living
a short while in Indonesia, eventually graduated from Columbia University in New York. He is now destined to take the political world by storm. This young man first became a community organizer in poor Chicago neighborhoods. After earning a law degree from Harvard, and then working as a lawyer and teacher, he became a State Senator. His popularity later led to a run for the United States Senate. Barack Obama will soon become a presidential candidate after turning down a private proposition from Bill Clinton on behalf of his wife Hillary. Rather than accept the second spot on a Democratic ticket, he will seek the high office for himself."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 1 April 2005: "Truck drivers across America will organize
a boycott against grocery store retailers who refuse to pay excessive docking fees in the summer of 2007. Gas and food shortages will cause prices to rise sharply for consumers. The lack of interest by political leaders in people problems will prompt public demonstrations by women and children who will blame irresponsible government regulations."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 17 May 2005: "America will realize after it's too late, illegal aliens are like termites that first invade, establish temporary abodes, consume resources in the areas they occupy, and then move on to repeat their aggression in more fertile places -- leaving devastation behind."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 9 June 2005: "Pope Benedict will provoke most Muslims by making negative comments about Islam during a speech. The reaction to his insensitivity will be riots by angry idiots thoughout the world. Christian churches will be burned and the life of the pope will be threatened -- prompting him to meekly respond with kindness."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 29 July 2005: "Chicken farms in Kansas, Missouri, Ohio, and Kentucky will be under chemical attack by illegal 'terrorist' alien workers. Millions of birds will be destroyed to prevent regional transmission of tainted food to consumers."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 31 August 2005: "The physical and psychological demise of Bill Clinton will be obvious to onlookers during a speech he gives prior to the 2008 elections. The thought of having him so close to the reigns of American power will keep voters from taking the candidacy of Hillary seriously. The best she can hope for will be to give support
to the frontrunner in exchange for a high level opportunity. Among offered choices might
be Vice-President or Secretary of State."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 3 September 2005: "A famous comedian will announce
an alternative fuel concept for a futuristic vehicle within three years. Using his wealth to hire innovative engineers, chemists, physicists and designers, this man with a protruding chin
will present a workable prototype beyond anything anticipated by major automobile manufacturers."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 8 October 2005: "Combined attacks on Iran by Israel and America in an attempt to impede the production of unconventional nuclear capabilities will result in the start of open war between Muslims, Jews, and Christians. Millions of ordinary people in many nations will suffer death and destruction as world economic systems are destabilized."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 23 November 2005: "Billionaire Donald Trump will be under verbal attack from a funny, fat woman who will become outraged when compassion
is shown to a beautiful Miss USA. Onlookers will turn the anger-filled confrontation into a another media circus, ending only when Donald reaches out his hand, offering his antagonist a second chance on her own TV show."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 30 December 2005: "Even though a Connecticut millionaire will win the Democratic primary over Senator Joe Lieberman, the former Al Gore running mate of 2004 will become a winning Independent. His victorious return to the Washington D.C. scene will make him a hero among many Americans. Voters on all sides of the issues will support Lieberman if he should decide to become an Independent candidate for the presidency. This 'opportunity' will be there if Joe wants to solve partisan-bickering problems bad enough."

Monthly 2006 Predictions

One Crazy Man Prediction on 19 January 2006: "Liberals in Congress will be doing everything within their power to legalize immorality. Prior traditional standards for media, educational institutions, and most state/local community functions based upon Christian principles will be replaced by secular guidelines exemplified by European culture."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 1 February 2006: "Russian oil exporting will be hampered when pipelines break down due to sabotage. Disgruntled workers will blame outdated facilities and lack of repairs for the continuous disruptions. Putin in his zeal to gain market advantage will use military force to assure full implementation of his directives -- which will lead to higher profits."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 15 March 2006: "Fluctuating oceanic temperatures will
be falsely blamed for a severe 2007 hurricane. 'Global warming' will not be the cause as suspected by Al Gore liberals, but it will be subterranean fissures allowing hot gases to escape the earth's underwater crust that is at the root of this coming phenomenon. Even though speculation by the media will alarm millions of people across the nation, those in communities hit hardest will stand strong in the face of great tragedy. Many insurance companies will go bankrupt, and the government will lack resources to assist those
who are affected. But like Katrina, volunteers will come to the rescue!"

One Crazy Man Prediction on 26 April 2006: "Nashville music star Tim McGraw will be found out on the campaign trail seeking public office in Tennessee. His infatuation with stardom has diminished in recent years since his marriage to Faith Hill. Fans will be impressed with the serious side of his personality when his cowboy image is transformed
into that of a red, white and blue SUV-driving, common sense conservative, tell-it-like-it-is Fred Thompson-style politician."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 31 May 2006: "Underground rumblings in and around Damascus, Syria, sometime in 2007 will lead to speculation concerning missing Iraqi WMD. Israeli scientists will be dissecting military intelligence reports during their analysis of archeological data to determine if there is a correlation between manmade test explosions, detection of environmental pollutants, and chemical/biological modification of Iranian missiles -- known to be in the Assad arsenal. Considering verbal threats coming out of Hezbollah in Lebanon, Israel will be tempted to go on the defense with preemptive strikes designed to overcome vulnerability."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 9 June 2006: "An Iraqi leader will go to Damascus on a rare visit to encourage cooperation between the two nations. The Syrians will make an attempt to solidify diplomatic ties that were disrupted in 1980. Infiltration of militants and arms into Iraq will continue with Iraqi clandestine coordination for the purpose of driving America out of the Middle East."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 17 July 2006: "Experimentation using hydrogen peroxide
in a procedure to enhance the immune system of HIV/AIDS patients will lead to successfully prolonging lives. Although a cure is years away, there will be less need for government funds to sustain current research programs. Also, laws will be passed in a few southern states to prohibit physical interactions by homosexuals in an effort to eliminate the spread of this dreaded, terminal disease."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 20 August 2006: "Scandals will rock the National Football League when mafia controlled gambling is exposed by the FBI. Fans will be shocked to learn that team winners and losers have been hand-picked to assure profit-making odds. Several players under investigation will be publicly disgraced for catering to the crime syndicate."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 2 September 2006: "Unprecedented heat from the Sun will be scorching the Earth in places like Arizona, Oklahoma, Texas, and Tennessee during July of 2007. The high cost of energy combined with the need for air-conditioning will anger average citizens. Many of the poor, sick and elderly will experience life-threatening circumstances."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 31 October 2006: "Computer/Internet technology will make possible an elaborate educational system for students of the future. The new home-based mind formation system will enable rapid learning and expanded retention capabilities. Periodic state-operated testing, conformed to federal standards, will enable qualification leading to desired degrees. Curriculum will be designed to accommodate available employment/entrepreneurial positions within society to assure maximum participation. Enhanced communications, creative opportunities, maximum production functions, and realistic compensation commensurate with performance will assure success."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 10 November 2006: "Hollywood moguls plan to band together for the purpose of gaining more financial control over the Internet. Movies, videos, music, and television shows will soon reach the masses through a variety of space-age speakers/screens designed for home theaters. Entertainment will become more exciting
as performers and fans are brought together to experience assimilated live interaction."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 18 December 2006: "Cemetery land will be reclaimed across America when high taxes force removal of graves. Cremation will replace traditional burial practices for most people who are sophisticated enough to understand why bodily remains are not sacred. Hanging on to memories of departed loved ones will not require coffins or tombstones in the future."

Monthly 2007 Predictions

One Crazy Man Prediction on 1 January 2007: "It is my humble pleasure to predict my earthly departure! It will be either by death, abduction by space aliens, or a supernatural removal by God. Although I'm in good health at the present time, I will be real surprised if
I'm still here in 2008. If by chance I happen to be here for another New Year's celebration, watching the New York ball fall on TV, please expect to see me laughing hilariously."