One Crazy Man Predictions

One Crazy Man Prediction on 17 January 2003: "A short, mad leader with "mad" as part
of his strange name will be obsessed with hatred for Jews. He will seek to gain control of nuclear weapons for the purpose of blackmailing enemies before he tries to destroy them."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 26 February 2003: "A passing comet will temporarily disrupt communications in 2007, earthquakes will release excessive heat into the Pacific Ocean, volcanoes will upset weather systems throughout Europe, and there will be famines brought on by drought in many nations. Other than that, people will think everything is okay."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 19 March 2003: "Civil unrest in many large cities due to a lack of food and clean water will cause migrations to unpopulated wilderness areas. This attempt to avoid starvation and rising crime problems will destroy the political structures of governments. Paying taxes will no longer be necessary."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 16 April 2003: "Problems in the Middle East between Israel, Palestinians, Syria and Iran will result in a short war in Lebanon during 2006. The aftermath of a temporary cessation of hostilities will allow many nations to prepare for a greater war."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 15 May 2003: "The Antichrist will become involved in a multi-nation peace process before 2008. Political leaders of Spain in conjunction with the European Union will facilitate the demise of the "roadmap" as a way to achieve Palestinian statehood. Liberals will be celebrating the end of Christianity in politics."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 23 June 2003: "Natural disasters in the United States will lead to enormous problems. National security will be threatened economically as citizens become engaged in a fight for survival."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 31 July 2003: "Political opponents of President George W. Bush will instigate international turmoil through provocative rhetoric. American prestige will be severely damaged -- making peace in Iraq impossible to attain."

One Crazy Man Prediction 22 August 2003: "Weather-related disasters in the Middle East and Europe will allow the Antichrist to move troops into various regions under the pretext of helping to assist the suffering. Only when he assumes too much authority will the people began to realize his true intention is dominance of resources and control of governments."

One Crazy Man Prediction 3 September 2003: "Even though it was believed he escaped to France, the cowardly Saddam Hussein will be captured somewhere in Iraq. Though supporters will make attempts to rescue this man of terror, justice will provide an undignified end before 2007 -- if the rope doesn't break."

One Crazy Man Prediction 27 October 2003: "The next president of the United States will not be John Kerry. His lack of insight regarding current Middle East problems will make a second term for George Bush more acceptable to voters."

One Crazy Man Prediction 2 November 2003: "Secretary of State Colin Powell will be replaced by National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice before the end of the Iraq war. Providing her diplomatic endeavors are seen as productive by voting Americans, she will become the one to replace Bush in 2008."

One Crazy Man Prediction 8 December 2003: "American Gulf states, mostly Louisiana and Mississippi, will experience devastating winds and floods. Thousand of residents will be forced to leave their homes when evil New Orleans neighborhoods are transformed into bacteria-dominated swamps. This natural disaster will put Sodom and Gomorrah into perspective for people who believe God approves of homosexuality."

Monthly 2004 Predictions

One Crazy Man Prediction on 21 January 2004: "Famous performer Michael Jackson will be accused of child molestation, tried in court, and acquitted. His fans around the world can be counted on to forgive and forget once the facts have been made public. Most of Michael's future problems will be a result of business entanglements caused by a loss of anticipated revenue."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 1 February 2004: "Popular actor/comic Don Knotts, best known as Barney Fife on the Andy Griffith show, will be making his transition to a higher dimension before Mother's Day of 2006. Thank God for cable-TV reruns!"

One Crazy Man Prediction on 6 March 2004: "The popularity of President Bush will not be evident in most poll numbers when conditions in Iraq worsen. Liberal politicians and anti-war activists will be using the media to spread negativism. As a result, many Americans will become angry enough to vote against the status quo in the 2006 elections."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 13 April 2004: "Even though public sympathy motivates politicians to get involved, brain-damaged Terri Schiavo will be the ultimate loser after many years of family feuding. The right to 'live or die' debate will end with her death after a feeding tube is taken away."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 24 May 2004: "Seven naked men will crash a private party where female Harvard students are celebrating the end of discrimination against pregnancy!"

One Crazy Man Prediction on 11 June 2004: "The happy feet of penguins will make movie fans scream with excitement while the new James Bond is busy fighting his casino enemies. Somewhere between Antarctica and Madagascar, money will be making Mumble rich."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 4 July 2004: "Time on Planet Earth for the widow of famed civil rights leader Martin Luther King, Jr, is diminishing rapidly. The departure of Coretta Scott King in early 2006 will be mourned by millions."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 8 August 2004: "Internet users have been discovering shocking information coming from aliens who use different languages to express themselves. Skeptics believe the strange 'coded' communications are posted by earthlings with mental problems. Regardless of prevailing confusion, the source of these esoteric messages will be revealed during a future UFO sighting above Chicago."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 27 September 2004: "The year of 2006 will be the calm before storms of 2007! Weather forecasters will be wrong more than right when making predictions. Everything from fire-hot heat, unexpected floods, strong winds, and frigid cold temperatures will make people wonder if there's truth to the "global warming" propaganda."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 2 October 2004: "The intelligence level of Internet message board users will sink to a new low. Most superior people will be spending time with their families, reading good books, doing creative projects, and volunteering at fund-raising charities in the future."

One Crazy Man Prediction on 25 November 2004: "A coming Christmas will be a sad day for fans of the man who became a musical legend. Songs like 'Night Train' and 'Papa's Got A Brand New Bag' made James Brown one of the most popular musicians of his generation!"

One Crazy Man Prediction on 4 December 2004: "A Californian will be sworn in as the first female Speaker of the House after over 200 years of American history. Being second in line for succession to the presidency, men will decide it will be another 200 years before another woman achieves such a powerful position -- because of her frequent hysterical outbursts during debates with Republicans."