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"Thanks for everything you do to make this a better world in which to live! I think you are the best looking man on the Internet. You remind me of a movie star, but I can't remember his name right now. Are you married? Do you have children? Are you rich or poor?" -- Sandy Morrison

"During my travels around the world, I noticed people were talking about a crazy man from Tennessee. How's it feel to be popular? It must be nice to have fans writing you letters to make you feel important. If you ever get down to Texas, let me know. I might want to invite you over for a cup of coffee. You know what I mean?" -- Mark Finley

"Dear Mister Crazy Man: You are my hero! I look at your web site every chance I get. I just love your picture. My mom said to tell you to stop acting stupid. I don't think you act stupid. I don't think she was nice for saying that. She is mean. Anyway, I sent my picture." -- Mindy Randford

"You've got to be the ugliest old bag of bones I've ever seen on the Internet, Dumbo! People like you are trying to tell the rest of us how to think when you're the one who needs to see a shrink. What a nut! The only reason I go to your dumb site is to laugh, Jerk!" -- Martha Ferguson

"Hey, baby. How you doing, honey? Of all the words I see around my corner of town, yours are the best to read. You make me think real hard about stuff that makes my head spin. Shame on you! (ha) Just making a joke, sugar. Don't take me too serious, sweetness." -- Linda Mae Bartley

"You are my kind of man! Never let the critics get the last word, my friend. Keep your version of reality consistent, and easy for idiots to understand. Using big words will get you in trouble with the media. If you need advice on how to deal with controversy, get in touch." -- Jack Hammer

"You raving, senile, whisker-faced lunatic! Where in the world did you come from, you brain-dead moron. Every time I stumble across one of your message boards, it makes me feel like I'm in a nut house. Are you on medication? Maybe you should be if you're not!" -- Dr. Mike Angsley

"Hey, old man. What's up? Are you serious about the stuff you say? You seem kind of nutty. I get bored easy, do you? Will you answer my letter and put my picture on your site? Just wondered. I don't care if you do or not. I think I'm crazy like you. You make me laugh." -- Darla Bishop

"Ho ho ho. You are a funny man. I saw your face on my dad's computer. You are ugly. Do kids make fun of you? That's okay. My brother is ugly. I love him anyway. My dad is helping me write my letter to you. I can't spell very good. Hope you get this in the mail." -- Mandy Warner

"Just a short note to express my gratitude for the comments about my recent trip to France. Since leaving Los Angeles last summer, my busy schedule has kept me from staying in touch. Hope you understand. If you happen to run into any problems, I know a good lawyer." -- Geraldine Mondale

"My friends and I have been surfing your site recently. We are wondering if there's some connection between you and that prophet from Tennessee. I think his name is Elijah if I got it right. Not being a religious person, I find most of the stuff about God hard to comprehend." -- Bart Hopkins

"Dire circumstances will befall you, my friend, if you keep insulting powerful politicians. Take this advice to heart the next time you feel like tormenting liberals. They tend to be very troublesome for conservatives who threaten their silly version on the vital issues of our nation." -- Bob Smith

"Any woman with half a brain knows where you're coming from, you low life piece of dirt! We see those girl pictures all over your perverted 'crazy man' web site. Is this how redneck men treat women in Nashville? Don't you dare put my picture on your fan mail page!" -- Lorraine Collins

"When I went shopping at Publix yesterday in Brentwood, near where I live, I thought I saw you in the meat section, I said, 'Hi, Crazy Man," but you didn't answer back. Was it you or someone who looked like you? I sure hope that rude man wasn't you. Do you recognize me?" -- Mary Kaufman

"Mercy, mercy, you're one cool dude, daddy. Sure do like checking out your latest ideas on things. Must take hours to come up with that crap you write. What's wrong, honey, ain't you got a woman to get your mind off the world? Hey, just so you know, you got style, baby." -- LaWanda Stone

"Please explain to your web site visitors that your friend 'Tennessee Elijah' has nothing to do with me! I'm tired of all the jokes at my expense, including your frequent claim that 'global warming' is not factual but 'propaganda.' Go see a movie to get yourself an education." -- Charles Harvey

"Do you believe Jesus might be coming this year? I know most Christians think it's possible. Your sense of humor is kind of goofy, but I like what you've been saying about prophetic things from the Bible. Have any of the famous TV ministries been in touch lately? -- Paul Zimmerman

"My dad was a preacher. I know all about you hypocrites who think they talk to God. Only fakes go to church. My whole life is miserable because of what religion did to me. You're just like all of the others, trying to sell books and getting easy money off poor widows." -- Clark Roberts

"There will be a bright day beyond the darkness around us when our Master comes to cleanse this planet of evil. Only those who recognize the sound of His voice will be called to join Him when the time comes. Like you, I am listening and watching, praying to be ready." -- Angeline Sands

"Nobody in their right mind would use a name like 'One Crazy Man' to describe themselves! You're a loser who is trying to get attention. People think you're nuts, and I agree with them. Can't you find something better to do? Is your brain a little scrambled or what?" -- Dr. Harold Blake

"Kids at school are making fun of me. They know I'm one of your biggest fans. I go to your message board every chance I get. I really like what you said about sex before marriage. It makes sense. Your 'merging souls' idea is wild, but I think you and God are right!" -- Samantha Williams